Mis-Reads

For Christmas I was given a "Mini Manual of Humourous Quotations"

I opened it at random and discovered, "Why does life keep teaching me lessons I have no desire to learn?" by Ashliegh Brilliant.

But my second I found neither funny or agreed with.

Dorothy Parker is supposed to have said "The two most beautiful words in the English Language are 'check' enclosed'" Unfortunately, I see no beauty in verifying the contents of a package.... I suspect they meant 'Cheque enclosed'.